July 26th, 2014

Dear Damen Robert,


"I don't eat squishy things."

"Can I have a lemonade?

"I'd rather have toast."

"Can I have a lemonade?"

"Can I have my DS?"

"Can I have a lemonade?"

*****SMACK!!!!*****

You've been grounded from your DS because you've been sneaking it into your room at night to play when you should be sleeping.

You may not have lemonade until you eat your breakfast.

"FINE FINE! I'LL EAT MY BREAKFAST!"

... Where is my coffee?


I love you forever baby boy,

Mommy