... You're ridiculous.
You're so funny and witty and it just flows right out.
You were putting off bedtime, like always.
You came out of your room talking very loud. I asked you why, and you said "my volume is turned up to 100".
Then you kept trying to out-logic me for five minutes with random stuff, sneakily trying to stay up later.
You sneaky fox!
I love you forever baby boy,
Mommy