Dear Damen Robert,
Since you inherited your love of being nude from your father, your potty training was an obvious next step. Luckily, you are a smart little gentleman who has a love of being praised. Today you told me you had to go pee, ran to the bathroom, and used your potty. Twice. You know your mommy is gleaming with pride. So the next step in development is getting a job. I think once your fully potty trained you could start at maybe a bank, 40 hours with 10$ an hour. Hey, someone has to pay for your popsicle habit.
I love you and I am such a proud mommy,
Mom
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